|Morning Show Host/Program Director|
Instead of writing a blurb all about myself, I decided to send comment cards around the office and let the staff tell you more about me.
I'll say something about myself, and then I'll let a co-worker mention something.
(Names have been changed to protect the innocent)
Pat: I'm Tall
Leslie (Sales): He has bad facial hair
Pat: I love country music, but I'm not a cowboy and have never claimed to be one.
Every Employee: NEVER LET PAT WEAR A COWBOY HAT! The sight alone can make children run screaming.
Pat: I'm funny
Elwood (engineering): Pat tows the line between cheesy and dorky. Occasionally making you laugh out loud. 9 times out of 10 however, he usually elicits groans, boo's, and the occasional facepalm.
Pat: I've recently become an advocate of naps.
Samantha (HR Lady): Once he's left the office, if you want to get in contact with Pat, you're pretty much SOL until the following morning.
Pat: I'm a social media freak. I can't let 15 mins go by without checking Facebook and/or Twitter.
Herman (Announcer): Pat posts WAY to many funny cat photos on Facebook, but he also leaves his account logged in on public computers a lot...which never gets old.
Pat: Most people think I love Charlie Sheen. In reality, I just like bugging people.
Krystie (Announcer): If Pat says "winning" one more time, I'll slap him upside the head.
Pat: I invented the internet.
Chudson (Announcer): Pat did not invent the internet. I did.